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Nightswimming with Mark Spitz

2008-09-17T15:11:00.000-04:00

This is real!

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bond 22 gets its official title

2008-01-24T13:55:00.001-05:00

and it's called..."Quantum of Solace." when i first heard that, i was like "isnt that where superman lives?" then i got excited about the next bond movie taking place at superman's house (maybe he let bond house sit! maybe superman died and bond has to carry him around like weekend at bernie's so he can use his awesome house! maybe it's a bond/superman buddy cop movie! ALL OF THESE OPTIONS ARE AMAZING!)

then i axed my friend google and it turns out superman actually lived in the "fortress of solitude," not the "quantum of solace," which is a rip city. anyway, whatever, i guess bond is sad cuz vesper died and that's what it's about. either way, daniel craig is a hot bitch.

pipettes album art and north american release date

2007-08-29T17:58:00.000-04:00

oct 2nd! LOVE IT! the album will be the same as the one that's already out, but with 2 new songs. stream em on up on the girls' myspace page.

kanye and chris martin collabo

2007-08-29T14:06:00.000-04:00

everything i hear from kanye's new album is great, but this is probably my favorite single so far. is it wrong that i miss chris martin? is it wrong that i like kanye west? yeah, probably yes and yes, but shut it, dont judge me! download 'homecoming' and like it or else!

the new pinback is a big ole "meh"

2007-08-28T10:57:00.001-04:00

let's just be honest with each other. i know it hurts. i know this album was highly anticipated. i know we all loved them in the past. but the new pinback album is not what we waited for. lyrical puns? really? ugh. and that's the LEAST of my complaints. download 'good to sea' and see what i mean.

spice girls greatest hits album cover

2007-08-27T17:11:00.000-04:00

not to be all idolator and annoyingly obsess over album art for no reason at all, but it has to be said that the spice girls' greatest hits cover could have stood a little more effort.

grindhouse cereal box art!

2007-08-27T16:49:00.000-04:00

Something Awful's latest photoshop contest is cereal boxes of doom and filth, a la grindhouse art. ENTER NOW!

hipster olympics!

2007-08-23T16:37:00.000-04:00

HAHA! i like when the judge is making sure the olympians are "adequately hungover"

rilo kiley, 'silver lining video'

2007-08-22T12:28:00.000-04:00

ZOMG! JENNAY LEFT BLAKE AT THE ALTAR AND THEN HE WALKS THE PLANK WITH HIS WEDDING OUTFIT STILL ON! HYSTERIA! DYING!

rilo kiley

ferraby lionheart is lovely

2007-08-20T17:34:00.001-04:00

ferraby lionheart is my new obsession. folky, weepy, and wonderful enough to melt my cold black heart for a few minutes. listen and love 'put me in your play.'

ferraby lionheart

new woody allen trailer: 'cassandra's dream'

2007-08-20T15:56:00.000-04:00

thankfully, scarlett johansson was nowhere near this project (sorry, i dont think she can act.) the even better news is, ewan macgregor and colin farrell look fantastic in it, and the film seems to have some crazy ass climax like 'match point' did. i also like the girl in it, so hopefully woody's found a new muse.

cassandra's dream

judd apatow's 'walk hard' trailer

2007-08-17T14:26:00.000-04:00

this leaked a little while ago, but i just got around to watching it today because the 'net buzz on it wasn't that great. i have to say, 'walk hard' actually looks really funny to me. judd apatow's parody of 'walk the line' looks like it might work, especially with john c. reilly in the lead. paul rudd plays john lennon, which will probably be hilarious, and there are other notable comedy heavy hitters in tow -- matt besser, kristin wiig, a cute little monkey, etc. im excited for it now.

walk hard

i am locust! fuck to you!

2007-08-17T11:11:00.000-04:00

a brilliant lost borat clip. note his amazing gunshot sounds.

it turns out alex trebek drunk and swearing isnt as funny as i hoped

2007-08-16T16:25:00.001-04:00

it was kind of demoralizing. oh well! watch it anyway!

which transformer are you quiz!

2007-08-16T14:08:00.001-04:00

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hot toddy of the day: quackers, the S*?#" eating duck!

2007-08-16T13:43:00.000-04:00

yes!

new gay!

2007-08-16T13:09:00.001-04:00

victor garber is SO my new number 1 gay. hugh who? i think i should get crispy hair and be his deb. he needs one.

yeah, that's right. im on the bat for lashes bandwagon too.

2007-08-16T11:32:00.000-04:00

everyone's talking about them, and yes, i know i succumb to hype way too often (i love M.I.A. and Go! Team and i'm not apologizing for it!) but i'm pretty sure bat for lashes actually lives up to the hype. they remind me of the cocteau twins. download 'prescilla' if you want!

bat for lashes

a robotic bartender!

2007-08-16T11:23:00.000-04:00

first of all, apologies for the lack of posts. i have been having the longest birthday ever, which still won't be over until saturday. i drink a lot, and when i'm hungover i dont check my netvibes as often as i should. ok, back to the BRAND NEW ROBOTIC BARTENDER!!!

it's called MyFountain, and for $2,275 this bitch automatically dispenses beverages! so your drunk ass doesnt have to measure shit or look up recipes. you can also set portion controls so your friend who "just drinks socially" can have that weak as hell cocktail, while you can have your glass full of jack and just a splash of coke your way. YAY!

michel gondry's 'be kind rewind' trailer FINALLY!

2007-08-09T12:56:00.000-04:00

drooooooooooool!!! i wish my friends would dress up and re-inact robocop with me :(

be kind rewind
michel gondry

chemical brothers make the fishies dance!

2007-08-08T12:48:00.000-04:00

this video for 'the salmon dance' has stolen my heart. dancing hip hop fish, beautiful sea horses and a kitty at the end. what's not to love?

chemical brothers

stedman's friendspacebook profile of doom!

2007-08-07T13:54:00.000-04:00

like many of you, i've become obsessed with friendspacebook, the new social networking site made up exclusively of celebrity parody profiles.

while i thought i'd hit the jackpot with the nancy grace profile, whose interests include "Death. Also, murder, suicide, abductions, etc. Just an all-American gal!" i realize today that i hadn't seen true beauty until this afternoon, when i discovered the stedman profile. go there. go there now. need a tidbit? here's his about me section: "I give Oprah all her ideas. In turn, she lets me catch and eat rats. Once a week, I get a half hour of sunlight."

also:
My cell was the prototype for the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy. Oprah thought it was too hoity-toity.

HAHA!

friendspacebook

bush vs zombies!

2007-08-07T13:15:00.000-04:00

get behind this platform. zombies will eat all our brains. trust.

nelly furtado releases 9 billionth single from 'loose'

2007-08-06T17:46:00.001-04:00

the video for 'do it' is kinda cute though. she has one of those lawn gnomes, which i support.

the return of hard-fi!

2007-08-06T16:20:00.000-04:00

solid single, but not their best. rly excited to hear the rest of the album!

eve covers shop boyz

2007-08-02T17:41:00.000-04:00

eve is my valentine, check her adorable giggle at the end. i still hate the gottdamn shop boyz though!

OPTIMUS PRIME CAKE!

2007-08-02T11:47:00.000-04:00

found this on digg, a woman in nashville had it made for her husband's bday. i would officially go gay for this woman.

racist toothpaste!

2007-08-01T17:43:00.000-04:00

hong kong toothpaste "darkie" used to be racist! but not anymore YAY!

spidercat!

2007-08-01T17:36:00.001-04:00

daaayaaamn!!!

superhead's tell-all LEAKED!

2007-08-01T13:30:00.000-04:00

media takeout has some AMAZING excerpts from karrine steffans' new book 'the vixen diaries,' which comes out next month.

my favorites:
Ol’ Dirty Bastard - may his big d**k rest in peace
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top

*editor's note* - wtf is a "juicy" dick???

superhead

new judd apatow trailer: 'drillbit taylor'

2007-08-01T12:19:00.000-04:00

march 2008! yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

vide of the day: paul rudd dont got no pants on!

2007-07-27T12:11:00.000-04:00

HAHA

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hot toddy of the day is CHAMILLIONAIRE!

2007-07-27T11:15:00.001-04:00

as a cnn reporter! plus slick rick! HOLLERATION!

marnang?

2007-07-27T11:02:00.000-04:00

hey remember when whoopi was on star trek? i always forget about that.

amazing

2007-07-26T12:00:00.000-04:00

johnnay!

see the whole stream of some pretty cool shit on flickr

video flashback! 'material girl' edition!

2007-07-26T11:36:00.000-04:00

'80s madonna straight up chirpin'!!!

JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIVE AND FOR SALE ON EBAY!!!1!!1

2007-07-25T17:50:00.000-04:00

my childhood is for sale on ebay RIGHT NOW! someone give me 200 grand asap!!!

zach galifianakis + will oldham + kanye video = SOMEHOTSHIT!

2007-07-25T15:19:00.000-04:00

if all videos were like this maybe the music industry wouldnt be in the crapper! ok, yes it still would be. either way, zach galifianakis is a hot bitch and will oldham is an amazing dancer. watch them upgrade kanye's 'can't tell me nothing' vid on kanyewest.com

today's hot toddy!

2007-07-22T11:01:00.000-04:00

karl wolfschtagg!

balls of fury

jason isbell is a hot bitch!

2007-07-22T10:35:00.000-04:00

so download 'dress blues' and friend his ass!

on a more serious note, this song makes me seriously weepy, so make sure no one you want to look tough around is nearby when you hear it.

jason isbell

mappyhour! tank ye, interwebs!

2007-07-20T11:24:00.000-04:00

goddamn this is hot. mappyhour is a new app that shows you where all the happy hour food and drinks are in a city. apparently there are a lot more near work than i realized! huzzah! holla at a internet making my alcoholism easier!

mp3 flashback: martha wainwright, 'factories'

2007-07-19T17:25:00.000-04:00

one of the most lovely album tracks i've heard in recent years. this album came out a while back, but if you haven't heard it, i suggest you check out the track below.

martha wainwright, 'factories'

THE STATE COMING TO DVD!!!

2007-07-19T15:12:00.000-04:00

WITH COMMENTARY ON EVERY EPISODE!!! IM GORNA PASS OUT IN MY CUBE FROM EXCITEMENT OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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justice, 'D.A.N.C.E.' = video of the day!

2007-07-19T12:58:00.000-04:00

sometimes visual arts students have a lot of free time to make pretty graphics. when this happens, you get a video like this. also, i wish my clothes changed as i walked too.

ryan adams, 'the sun also sets' = song of the day!

2007-07-18T15:37:00.001-04:00

ryan adams' new album 'easy tiger' is his best one in years, more country and more bleeding heart drama than he's written in a while, and 'the sun also sets' is my favorite track on the rekkid. download it below.

ryan adams - 'the sun also sets'

ryan adams

girl crush + M.I.A., 'bird flu' video

2007-07-18T13:44:00.000-04:00

a watermelon shirt, phat beatz and a captain's hat? i think im in love. check the new m.i.a. video, complete with sri lankan crowd footage that remind me of indiana jones chase scenes blelow!

m.i.a.

YOU may think macguyver jokes are old...

2007-07-18T10:36:00.000-04:00

BUT I DONT! lookit!

HAHA!

via engadget

macguyver

in honor of shira and james: the tyra banks vaseline parody

2007-07-16T18:07:00.000-04:00

this made me laugh so hard i made a scene in my cube. thx, kelly!

a post about chromeo, cuz i wanna love dave one

2007-07-16T16:00:00.000-04:00

i have a crush on dave one. he looks like a straight mo rocca, but can spin like erlend. now THAT'S holleration. download some chromeo hotness below.

chromeo - 'bonafied lovin' (tough guys)'

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video of the day: 'the heart won't lie' by reba

2007-07-14T18:43:00.000-04:00

reba and vince gill as marines in love. yeah, you read that right. you dont even know how amazing this video is.

skeleton key coasters for 5 dolla!

2007-07-13T12:22:00.001-04:00

these are fun and i wannem. buy them for me or yourself or someone else at etsy.

CHANGED MY MIND! new video of the day is 'liberian girl'!!!!!!

2007-07-12T14:10:00.001-04:00

this is amazing. every single person who was ever even remotely famous in the 80s is in this video and they all have crispy hair. WATCH IMMDEDIATELY! my favorite parts are as follows: 1) paula abdul looking adorable, 2)john travolta and olivia newton john lip-synching heartfelt michael jackson lyrics to each other on their own time, and 3) suzanne sommers showing blair underwood to bubbles the chimp. this video may be the sole reason god put me on this planet.

video of the day: 'breakdown' by mariah

2007-07-12T10:44:00.001-04:00

because she wears a liza costume and lounges on a craps table. HOT.

cocktail of the week: brandy alexander!

2007-07-11T19:22:00.000-04:00

im SO over highballs. in honor of the loverly feist song by the same name, i'm gorna make a pitcher of these, mindy-style, this weekend.

ingredients:
2 ounces brandy
1/2 ounce dark crème de cacao
1/2 ounce heavy cream
Whole nutmeg

preparation:
Combine brandy, crème de cacao, and heavy cream in a mixing glass with ice and shake vigorously. Strain into a 6-ounce cocktail glass and grate nutmeg over top, to taste.

song of the day: 'to the sky' by the maps

2007-07-11T18:51:00.000-04:00

every few days a new song will stand out amongst the dozens of new songs i hear every day and stop me in my tracks. the maps' new album, 'we can create' is a gorgeous work, out on mute right now, and you should listen to it. below is the track that was good enough to tear me away from boing boing and cat macros for a whole 4 minutes. that's no small task.
the maps - 'to the sky'

cuz kimdavis revealed she knows rapcat's creator

2007-07-11T15:55:00.000-04:00

let's revisit rapcat, cuz he spits hotter than shop boyz and rich boy combined.

hype machine error page = UPGRADE!

2007-07-11T14:13:00.001-04:00

i dont know how long this has been in effect, but it's the first time i've seen it. while doing a routine search for tindersticks songs (that's right, tindersticks! now shut it, haterz!) i was redirected to this page:

amazing! i think it used to just time out, which is ghei ghei ghei. this is far more fashionable.

main shawty: glen hansard edition

2007-07-11T14:01:00.001-04:00

new feature! main shawty is where i post my current celebrity hootsie. today it's glen hansard because i like the tunes that come out of his banjo and his sentimentals in 'once.' congrats, glen hansard! you my main shawty! here's a pic of him with a bike wheel HAHA!

what the eff happened to my lord and savior andrew wk???

2007-07-10T12:56:00.001-04:00

andrew wk is one of my favorite people in the world. however, something horrible happened to him. he played the boredoms drummers event this weekend in a suburban dad costume, short hair, and absolutely no fake blood on his person. like, not anywhere. i could cry! see for yourself!

here's an old photo of him looking amazing, the way he should be!!!

'once,' cuz i actually liked it

2007-07-10T10:43:00.000-04:00

as much as i love explosions, once was a nice contrast to the blockbusters this year, with great music and a lovely story. im not a big fan of the frames, so i was surprised by how much i loved the soundtrack, and glen hansard overall. i think he may be my new erlend (gasp!)check out one of my favorite songs from the movie below.

Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová - 'Falling Slowly'

omg! pimped library carts!

2007-07-10T10:18:00.000-04:00

why am i blogging about this? i dont know, but it probably has something to do with secretly being a middle aged gay man who just looks like a 23 year old girl. go to unshelved to see all the hotass librarian decor!

since it's a boiling pot of water outside...

2007-07-10T10:08:00.001-04:00

GIMME!

spiderpig!

2007-07-09T16:47:00.000-04:00

YES!

nerd alert! entering the world of graphic novels with 'the watchmen'

2007-07-07T14:34:00.000-04:00

i've decided to read 'the watchmen' because kate winslet, patrick wilson, jeremy irons and a bunch of other hot bitches have been cast in the movie version, and i want in! please dont stuff me in a garbage can or put cow poo in my locker kthx.

'cloverfield' (scary as shit!) update

2007-07-05T17:47:00.000-04:00

im glad jj abrams has given me a much-needed hobby. so there's a blog called 'Ethan Haas Was Wrong' which points to a flash site called Ethan Haas Was Right. stay with me. on the flash site, there's a puzzle with a memory game. follow the pattern and a video appears with a creepy man with a very creepy message. this is followed by another flash game, with a combination that is very hard to crack, but im working on it. slashfilm has more deets.

holy shit, there are LOLhans now???

2007-07-05T16:25:00.000-04:00

FUCKING AMAZING!!! a whole site devoted to re-purposing the joy of lolcats to calling la lohan out on her shit! god, the internet is hot. visit LOLhan immediately, or i'll send megatron after you.

new david cronenberg trailer - 'eastern promises'

2007-07-05T15:23:00.000-04:00

im not really loving the trailer for 'eastern promises,' but i like cronenberg and i like when hot people have hot accents, and viggo is a russian badass in it so i posted this beeyotch.

Where is the proper 'Cloverfield' trailer, godDAMMit!!!

2007-07-05T14:20:00.000-04:00

as far as i can tell, this jankass recorded-at-a-theater trailer is all there is for now. if you work at a movie theater, i implore you to steal the proper trailer, convert it, put it on youtube, and send me the link ASAP!

there IS an official 'cloverfield' site, but all it has on it is a splash page with 2 chickies crying cuz they're scared and that's not very helpful right now.

monster dare! for people with lotsa money and boring friends!

2007-07-05T14:10:00.000-04:00

if your friends are constantly refusing your "i'll pay you 10 bucks if you go punch that biker" dares, the day is yours! monsterdare.com is a place you can post any ridiculous dare and a dollar amount for someone to do it. if other people see it and like your dare, they can contribute to the reward money. currently you can win about $200 if you take a sledge hammer to an iphone in front of a nerd. hot.

hairspray - 'you can't stop the beat' video

2007-07-05T14:07:00.000-04:00

they changed the lyrics a bit and cut penny out of the song entirely, but it still looks fun. seeing it for the cast alone, so dont judge me, haterz!

zach galifianakis in new kanye video? GASP!

2007-07-05T11:07:00.000-04:00

**UPDATE!** da googlz showed me this, from a mag interview he did recently:
"Strangely I’m shooting Kanye West’s new music video here at the farm. He asked me to do it. He doesn’t want to be in it, but he sent me this new song and then asked me to make a video for him here at my farm."

this could still be an elaborate hoax, but if not, OMG OMG OMG OMG O.M.GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

according to a myspace blast zach did, he's going to be in the next kanye video. this is too good to be true, so im taking this as a zany zach prank. either way, this is what he said:

"New music video from Kanye West coming soon, featuring Zach Galifianakis."

that doesnt seem to be in joke format, but what the crap do i know about comedy. either way, VIVA LA ZACH!

i lub brian eno

2007-07-05T11:00:00.001-04:00

photos from shan franshishco's "77 Million Paintings By Brian Eno" event a couple days ago. basically a digital art company made paintings out of sound waves, which i wish i could have seen, but i live too gottdamn far away.

see more photos at Laughing Squid.

bottle opener + keychain = handy drunk driving!

2007-07-05T10:47:00.000-04:00

it's called a "Party Chain" (seriously) and dis shit gots a LED flash light, universal TV remote, and, because it wouldn't be much of a "party" without it, a bottle opener. i recommend using it for opening beer while driving! fun!

SQUISHEETIME!

2007-07-03T16:23:00.000-04:00

leaving work early to meet my hos for a squishee at our newly converted local kwik e mart, then off to TRANSFORMERS, followed by midtown east (dont ask me why) drunkenness. yessssssss!

no, seriously. someone made a video of an ipod having sex with a zune

2007-07-03T13:47:00.000-04:00

overall, funny but weird. best line: "tell me again how much sexier i am than the iphone." --ipod

LOL Cat: Terminator Edition!!!

2007-07-03T10:41:00.000-04:00

LOLCAT AS TERMINATOR! REPEAT! LOLCAT AS TERMINATOR!

I GOTS TRANSFORMERS TICKETS!

2007-07-02T18:01:00.000-04:00

I GOTS TRANSFORMERS TICKETS! I GOTS TRANSFORMERS TICKETS! I GOTS TRANSFORMERS TICKETS! tomorrow night, followed by thousands of cocktails with the bomb squad and pop team. it's going to be amazing.

brad paisley and shatner, together again!

2007-07-02T17:55:00.000-04:00

although i disapprove of the nerd bashing, and brad's new album in general, im overjoyed to see he and shatner are still bffs. he's also still a hot bitch. FRONT AND BACK, Y'ALL!

who doesn't love this 7-11 to kwik-e-mart thing?

2007-07-02T17:34:00.000-04:00

it's genius, and delightful, and i plan on getting my very own squishee this week!

the photo above is from someone's flickr, and there's lots more there detailing the inside and exterior of a his local, recently converted kwik e mart.

i NEED todd oldham's tree house

2007-07-02T17:20:00.000-04:00

i love tree houses. aside from target and those super-sized margaritas from applebees, they're the only worthwhile things in the suburbs. design*sponge got to go to todd oldham's 2 story no bullshit tree house in PA and i didnt. cry cry cry!

rilo kiley porn!!! yesssssss!

2007-07-02T11:54:00.000-04:00

new jenny video is obscene! huzzah! watch that shit on the rilo kiley official. fast forward about 10 minutes to see the actual video.

die hard 4 p0wns!!!

2007-07-01T15:33:00.000-04:00

IT ROOLED IT ROOLED IT ROOLED IT ROOLED IT ROOLED IT ROOLED

git yo ass out the door and see it!

iron man poster released!

2007-06-30T06:50:00.001-04:00

iron man is going to rule. even though gwyneth paltrow is in it.

Chuck D track on new Go! Team album!

2007-06-29T12:26:00.000-04:00

first of all: new go! team album out on sept 11, is amazing news. second of all: they've moved from columbia to sub pop, which could be good or bad but probably good. thirdly: CHUCK D DID A FILTHY TRACK ON THE REKKID!

from pfork's interview with ian parton:
"The label asked me if there was anyone I wanted to work with, and I said Public Enemy is one of my favorite bands. We emailed him a track; he dug it. He went to the studio and did a few takes of stuff he'd written, and I inherited them and moved them around and chopped them up a little bit and it turned out be 'Flashlight Fight'. It's a lot dirtier and chaotic than you're used to hearing hip-hop being."

im used to hip-hop being pretty dirty, so this track will probably knock the earf off its axis. hot.

ufo postage stamps: this is why paraguay is hot

2007-06-29T11:49:00.000-04:00

this is a real 1978 postage stamp from paraguay. it has aliens and a floating alien city on it, and i wish it were mine.

check out lots more alien-themed stamps at fortean times!

TANGY TANGY

2007-06-29T11:43:00.000-04:00

i wish i had a huge jar of banana peppers, okay?

spike jonze's 'where the wild things are' still (finally!) released

2007-06-28T21:31:00.000-04:00

SQUEAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Mika Brzezinski is my valentine!!!

2007-06-28T12:03:00.000-04:00

watch her refuse to talk about Paris Hilton on MSNBC.

i wish i were smarter: FactCheck.org edition

2007-06-27T17:58:00.000-04:00

new feature! "i wish i were smarter" is where i post things that could make me smarter if i could just stop thinking about lolcats and beehive wigs for a few minutes. FactCheck.org is a site that truthfully calls politicians out on their exaggerations and flat-out lies. from time.com:

"An independent, nonpartisan effort to cut through the routine spin and dissembling of politicians and other public figures. Staff writers check speeches, TV ads, news releases and other public statements for accuracy, and provide clarification and context."

american hos need this! check out an lol they made on Newt Gingrich hollerin' about the current Immigration Bill: "He claims it would grant residency to gang members and potential terrorists, contrary to what the bill actually says."

Save the Date: 'Purple Rain' at SummerScreen

2007-06-27T16:32:00.000-04:00

McCarren Pool's SummerScreen events are always really hot, but really fun. this summer they're showing a lot of things, but here are the ones I will be attending: Repo Man, Three Kings, Bonnie and Clyde and PURPLE FUCKING RAIN ON AUGUST 14!!!!

brett gaytner lousin' up the joint

2007-06-27T14:19:00.000-04:00

brett gaytner is going to direct the hef biopic. sick. he'll probably cast cameron diaz or lindsay lohan to play him and insert inappropriate explosions into every scene. gross. i hope hugh jackman plays holly though.

new kanye video iz fiyer!

2007-06-27T14:16:00.000-04:00

neon! explosions! hype williams! car chases! daft punk! the new kanye vid is no joke.

one step closer to finding blackmindy

2007-06-27T11:39:00.001-04:00

there's an asian girl in phoenix named mindy lee who loves jenny lewis and is dying to win the amazing race. im askeert.

PEARL THE LANDLORD IS BACK!

2007-06-26T14:21:00.001-04:00

adam mckay's baby deserves more oscars than titanic and the godfather saga combined. watch her beat a confession out of will ferrell.
Good Cop, Baby Cop

i like something by mocean worker and must live with the shame

2007-06-26T10:44:00.000-04:00

normally im not really into mocean worker's music, but his new video is really adorable (dancing wrenches with little gloves on, anyone?)

get the lowdown on the making of at spinner

georgi tha cat update

2007-06-26T09:59:00.000-04:00

my cat is not full of lols. he's like having a retarded child. last night he tried to knock a pot off the hot stove, thus burning his paw. and this morning he jumped into the shower with me and then was pissed he was all wet. i should get him a helmet or a harness or whatever they do to kids who might hurt themselves or others.

happy barfday, blade runner!!!!

2007-06-25T17:43:00.000-04:00

popular mechanics told me it's blade runner's 25th barfday!!! in honor of ridley scott's hotness i implore you to fast forward to 2:45 of this video to watch daryl hannah doing gymnastics in a hot outfit in the future. blade runner rools.

wii miis are inferior to wee mees

2007-06-25T13:29:00.000-04:00

jeff tweedy may be quite a boxer, but he and his wilco crew are some serious nerds. they're selling merch tees with images of their wii characters on them. no joke. they may know more about simulated bowling than their aim counterparts, but if wii miis and wee mees got in a fight, wee mees would regulate like a terminator in the ring with a robocop.

zach galifianakis knows a lot about love

2007-06-24T16:57:00.000-04:00

ordinarly i shun vice fashion for promoting stupidass hipster uniforms, but this week my valentine zach galifianakis prefaced the photos of topless girls in glasses and american apparel short shorts with some valuable lessions about the slow fade of love. here are some highlights:

"After a while, out of nowhere, she's clipping her toenails and eating a corn dog at the same time and it makes you wonder what the motherfuck happened."

"You'll find yourself asking things like, 'Why do you like Lou Dobbs so much?'"

"She has control of the TiVo, she watches The Bachelor, and you sit and wonder how to get on that show."

Read the full thang (plus see topless hipster girls...whatever) here.

Stale Hotness: Twilight Singers Edition

2007-06-24T10:45:00.000-04:00

im starting a new feature on the blog called 'Stale Hotness,' because i cant think of a better name. it's where i embed a song that's a couple years old but that im currently in love with anyway. that grammar was horrifying. anycrap! click the play button below to listen and love the Twilight Singers stale hotness, 'Bonnie Brae.'
The Twilight Singers – Bonnie Brae