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bond 22 gets its official title

and it's called..."Quantum of Solace." when i first heard that, i was like "isnt that where superman lives?" then i got excited about the next bond movie taking place at superman's house (maybe he let bond house sit! maybe superman died and bond has to carry him around like weekend at bernie's so he can use his awesome house! maybe it's a bond/superman buddy cop movie! ALL OF THESE OPTIONS ARE AMAZING!)

then i axed my friend google and it turns out superman actually lived in the "fortress of solitude," not the "quantum of solace," which is a rip city. anyway, whatever, i guess bond is sad cuz vesper died and that's what it's about. either way, daniel craig is a hot bitch.

pipettes album art and north american release date

oct 2nd! LOVE IT! the album will be the same as the one that's already out, but with 2 new songs. stream em on up on the girls' myspace page.

kanye and chris martin collabo

everything i hear from kanye's new album is great, but this is probably my favorite single so far. is it wrong that i miss chris martin? is it wrong that i like kanye west? yeah, probably yes and yes, but shut it, dont judge me! download 'homecoming' and like it or else!

the new pinback is a big ole "meh"

let's just be honest with each other. i know it hurts. i know this album was highly anticipated. i know we all loved them in the past. but the new pinback album is not what we waited for. lyrical puns? really? ugh. and that's the LEAST of my complaints. download 'good to sea' and see what i mean.

spice girls greatest hits album cover

not to be all idolator and annoyingly obsess over album art for no reason at all, but it has to be said that the spice girls' greatest hits cover could have stood a little more effort.

grindhouse cereal box art!

Something Awful's latest photoshop contest is cereal boxes of doom and filth, a la grindhouse art. ENTER NOW!

hipster olympics!

HAHA! i like when the judge is making sure the olympians are "adequately hungover"

rilo kiley, 'silver lining video'

ZOMG! JENNAY LEFT BLAKE AT THE ALTAR AND THEN HE WALKS THE PLANK WITH HIS WEDDING OUTFIT STILL ON! HYSTERIA! DYING!


rilo kiley

ferraby lionheart is lovely

ferraby lionheart is my new obsession. folky, weepy, and wonderful enough to melt my cold black heart for a few minutes. listen and love 'put me in your play.'


ferraby lionheart

new woody allen trailer: 'cassandra's dream'

thankfully, scarlett johansson was nowhere near this project (sorry, i dont think she can act.) the even better news is, ewan macgregor and colin farrell look fantastic in it, and the film seems to have some crazy ass climax like 'match point' did. i also like the girl in it, so hopefully woody's found a new muse.


cassandra's dream

judd apatow's 'walk hard' trailer

this leaked a little while ago, but i just got around to watching it today because the 'net buzz on it wasn't that great. i have to say, 'walk hard' actually looks really funny to me. judd apatow's parody of 'walk the line' looks like it might work, especially with john c. reilly in the lead. paul rudd plays john lennon, which will probably be hilarious, and there are other notable comedy heavy hitters in tow -- matt besser, kristin wiig, a cute little monkey, etc. im excited for it now.


walk hard

i am locust! fuck to you!

a brilliant lost borat clip. note his amazing gunshot sounds.

it turns out alex trebek drunk and swearing isnt as funny as i hoped

it was kind of demoralizing. oh well! watch it anyway!

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hot toddy of the day: quackers, the S*?#" eating duck!

yes!

new gay!

victor garber is SO my new number 1 gay. hugh who? i think i should get crispy hair and be his deb. he needs one.

yeah, that's right. im on the bat for lashes bandwagon too.

everyone's talking about them, and yes, i know i succumb to hype way too often (i love M.I.A. and Go! Team and i'm not apologizing for it!) but i'm pretty sure bat for lashes actually lives up to the hype. they remind me of the cocteau twins. download 'prescilla' if you want!


bat for lashes

a robotic bartender!

first of all, apologies for the lack of posts. i have been having the longest birthday ever, which still won't be over until saturday. i drink a lot, and when i'm hungover i dont check my netvibes as often as i should. ok, back to the BRAND NEW ROBOTIC BARTENDER!!!


it's called MyFountain, and for $2,275 this bitch automatically dispenses beverages! so your drunk ass doesnt have to measure shit or look up recipes. you can also set portion controls so your friend who "just drinks socially" can have that weak as hell cocktail, while you can have your glass full of jack and just a splash of coke your way. YAY!

michel gondry's 'be kind rewind' trailer FINALLY!

drooooooooooool!!! i wish my friends would dress up and re-inact robocop with me :(


be kind rewind
michel gondry