bottle opener + keychain = handy drunk driving!

it's called a "Party Chain" (seriously) and dis shit gots a LED flash light, universal TV remote, and, because it wouldn't be much of a "party" without it, a bottle opener. i recommend using it for opening beer while driving! fun!

SQUISHEETIME!

leaving work early to meet my hos for a squishee at our newly converted local kwik e mart, then off to TRANSFORMERS, followed by midtown east (dont ask me why) drunkenness. yessssssss!

no, seriously. someone made a video of an ipod having sex with a zune

overall, funny but weird. best line: "tell me again how much sexier i am than the iphone." --ipod

LOL Cat: Terminator Edition!!!

LOLCAT AS TERMINATOR! REPEAT! LOLCAT AS TERMINATOR!

I GOTS TRANSFORMERS TICKETS!

I GOTS TRANSFORMERS TICKETS! I GOTS TRANSFORMERS TICKETS! I GOTS TRANSFORMERS TICKETS! tomorrow night, followed by thousands of cocktails with the bomb squad and pop team. it's going to be amazing.

brad paisley and shatner, together again!

although i disapprove of the nerd bashing, and brad's new album in general, im overjoyed to see he and shatner are still bffs. he's also still a hot bitch. FRONT AND BACK, Y'ALL!

who doesn't love this 7-11 to kwik-e-mart thing?

it's genius, and delightful, and i plan on getting my very own squishee this week!

the photo above is from someone's flickr, and there's lots more there detailing the inside and exterior of a his local, recently converted kwik e mart.

i NEED todd oldham's tree house

i love tree houses. aside from target and those super-sized margaritas from applebees, they're the only worthwhile things in the suburbs. design*sponge got to go to todd oldham's 2 story no bullshit tree house in PA and i didnt. cry cry cry!

rilo kiley porn!!! yesssssss!

new jenny video is obscene! huzzah! watch that shit on the rilo kiley official. fast forward about 10 minutes to see the actual video.

die hard 4 p0wns!!!

IT ROOLED IT ROOLED IT ROOLED IT ROOLED IT ROOLED IT ROOLED

git yo ass out the door and see it!