zach galifianakis + will oldham + kanye video = SOMEHOTSHIT!

if all videos were like this maybe the music industry wouldnt be in the crapper! ok, yes it still would be. either way, zach galifianakis is a hot bitch and will oldham is an amazing dancer. watch them upgrade kanye's 'can't tell me nothing' vid on kanyewest.com

zach galifianakis in new kanye video? GASP!

**UPDATE!** da googlz showed me this, from a mag interview he did recently:
"Strangely I’m shooting Kanye West’s new music video here at the farm. He asked me to do it. He doesn’t want to be in it, but he sent me this new song and then asked me to make a video for him here at my farm."

this could still be an elaborate hoax, but if not, OMG OMG OMG OMG O.M.GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

according to a myspace blast zach did, he's going to be in the next kanye video. this is too good to be true, so im taking this as a zany zach prank. either way, this is what he said:

"New music video from Kanye West coming soon, featuring Zach Galifianakis."

that doesnt seem to be in joke format, but what the crap do i know about comedy. either way, VIVA LA ZACH!

zach galifianakis knows a lot about love

ordinarly i shun vice fashion for promoting stupidass hipster uniforms, but this week my valentine zach galifianakis prefaced the photos of topless girls in glasses and american apparel short shorts with some valuable lessions about the slow fade of love. here are some highlights:

"After a while, out of nowhere, she's clipping her toenails and eating a corn dog at the same time and it makes you wonder what the motherfuck happened."

"You'll find yourself asking things like, 'Why do you like Lou Dobbs so much?'"

"She has control of the TiVo, she watches The Bachelor, and you sit and wonder how to get on that show."

Read the full thang (plus see topless hipster girls...whatever) here.