spiderpig!

YES!

nerd alert! entering the world of graphic novels with 'the watchmen'

i've decided to read 'the watchmen' because kate winslet, patrick wilson, jeremy irons and a bunch of other hot bitches have been cast in the movie version, and i want in! please dont stuff me in a garbage can or put cow poo in my locker kthx.

'cloverfield' (scary as shit!) update

im glad jj abrams has given me a much-needed hobby. so there's a blog called 'Ethan Haas Was Wrong' which points to a flash site called Ethan Haas Was Right. stay with me. on the flash site, there's a puzzle with a memory game. follow the pattern and a video appears with a creepy man with a very creepy message. this is followed by another flash game, with a combination that is very hard to crack, but im working on it. slashfilm has more deets.

holy shit, there are LOLhans now???

FUCKING AMAZING!!! a whole site devoted to re-purposing the joy of lolcats to calling la lohan out on her shit! god, the internet is hot. visit LOLhan immediately, or i'll send megatron after you.

new david cronenberg trailer - 'eastern promises'

im not really loving the trailer for 'eastern promises,' but i like cronenberg and i like when hot people have hot accents, and viggo is a russian badass in it so i posted this beeyotch.

Where is the proper 'Cloverfield' trailer, godDAMMit!!!

as far as i can tell, this jankass recorded-at-a-theater trailer is all there is for now. if you work at a movie theater, i implore you to steal the proper trailer, convert it, put it on youtube, and send me the link ASAP!


there IS an official 'cloverfield' site, but all it has on it is a splash page with 2 chickies crying cuz they're scared and that's not very helpful right now.

monster dare! for people with lotsa money and boring friends!

if your friends are constantly refusing your "i'll pay you 10 bucks if you go punch that biker" dares, the day is yours! monsterdare.com is a place you can post any ridiculous dare and a dollar amount for someone to do it. if other people see it and like your dare, they can contribute to the reward money. currently you can win about $200 if you take a sledge hammer to an iphone in front of a nerd. hot.

hairspray - 'you can't stop the beat' video

they changed the lyrics a bit and cut penny out of the song entirely, but it still looks fun. seeing it for the cast alone, so dont judge me, haterz!

zach galifianakis in new kanye video? GASP!

**UPDATE!** da googlz showed me this, from a mag interview he did recently:
"Strangely I’m shooting Kanye West’s new music video here at the farm. He asked me to do it. He doesn’t want to be in it, but he sent me this new song and then asked me to make a video for him here at my farm."

this could still be an elaborate hoax, but if not, OMG OMG OMG OMG O.M.GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

according to a myspace blast zach did, he's going to be in the next kanye video. this is too good to be true, so im taking this as a zany zach prank. either way, this is what he said:

"New music video from Kanye West coming soon, featuring Zach Galifianakis."

that doesnt seem to be in joke format, but what the crap do i know about comedy. either way, VIVA LA ZACH!

i lub brian eno

photos from shan franshishco's "77 Million Paintings By Brian Eno" event a couple days ago. basically a digital art company made paintings out of sound waves, which i wish i could have seen, but i live too gottdamn far away.


see more photos at Laughing Squid.