a robotic bartender!

first of all, apologies for the lack of posts. i have been having the longest birthday ever, which still won't be over until saturday. i drink a lot, and when i'm hungover i dont check my netvibes as often as i should. ok, back to the BRAND NEW ROBOTIC BARTENDER!!!


it's called MyFountain, and for $2,275 this bitch automatically dispenses beverages! so your drunk ass doesnt have to measure shit or look up recipes. you can also set portion controls so your friend who "just drinks socially" can have that weak as hell cocktail, while you can have your glass full of jack and just a splash of coke your way. YAY!

mappyhour! tank ye, interwebs!

goddamn this is hot. mappyhour is a new app that shows you where all the happy hour food and drinks are in a city. apparently there are a lot more near work than i realized! huzzah! holla at a internet making my alcoholism easier!

cocktail of the week: brandy alexander!

im SO over highballs. in honor of the loverly feist song by the same name, i'm gorna make a pitcher of these, mindy-style, this weekend.

ingredients:
2 ounces brandy
1/2 ounce dark crème de cacao
1/2 ounce heavy cream
Whole nutmeg

preparation:
Combine brandy, crème de cacao, and heavy cream in a mixing glass with ice and shake vigorously. Strain into a 6-ounce cocktail glass and grate nutmeg over top, to taste.

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