hipster olympics!

HAHA! i like when the judge is making sure the olympians are "adequately hungover"

stedman's friendspacebook profile of doom!

like many of you, i've become obsessed with friendspacebook, the new social networking site made up exclusively of celebrity parody profiles.

while i thought i'd hit the jackpot with the nancy grace profile, whose interests include "Death. Also, murder, suicide, abductions, etc. Just an all-American gal!" i realize today that i hadn't seen true beauty until this afternoon, when i discovered the stedman profile. go there. go there now. need a tidbit? here's his about me section: "I give Oprah all her ideas. In turn, she lets me catch and eat rats. Once a week, I get a half hour of sunlight."

also:
My cell was the prototype for the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy. Oprah thought it was too hoity-toity.


HAHA!

friendspacebook

vide of the day: paul rudd dont got no pants on!

HAHA


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YOU may think macguyver jokes are old...

BUT I DONT! lookit!

HAHA!

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macguyver

CHANGED MY MIND! new video of the day is 'liberian girl'!!!!!!

this is amazing. every single person who was ever even remotely famous in the 80s is in this video and they all have crispy hair. WATCH IMMDEDIATELY! my favorite parts are as follows: 1) paula abdul looking adorable, 2)john travolta and olivia newton john lip-synching heartfelt michael jackson lyrics to each other on their own time, and 3) suzanne sommers showing blair underwood to bubbles the chimp. this video may be the sole reason god put me on this planet.

cuz kimdavis revealed she knows rapcat's creator

let's revisit rapcat, cuz he spits hotter than shop boyz and rich boy combined.

hype machine error page = UPGRADE!

i dont know how long this has been in effect, but it's the first time i've seen it. while doing a routine search for tindersticks songs (that's right, tindersticks! now shut it, haterz!) i was redirected to this page:

amazing! i think it used to just time out, which is ghei ghei ghei. this is far more fashionable.

main shawty: glen hansard edition

new feature! main shawty is where i post my current celebrity hootsie. today it's glen hansard because i like the tunes that come out of his banjo and his sentimentals in 'once.' congrats, glen hansard! you my main shawty! here's a pic of him with a bike wheel HAHA!

holy shit, there are LOLhans now???

FUCKING AMAZING!!! a whole site devoted to re-purposing the joy of lolcats to calling la lohan out on her shit! god, the internet is hot. visit LOLhan immediately, or i'll send megatron after you.