pipettes album art and north american release date

oct 2nd! LOVE IT! the album will be the same as the one that's already out, but with 2 new songs. stream em on up on the girls' myspace page.

kanye and chris martin collabo

everything i hear from kanye's new album is great, but this is probably my favorite single so far. is it wrong that i miss chris martin? is it wrong that i like kanye west? yeah, probably yes and yes, but shut it, dont judge me! download 'homecoming' and like it or else!

the new pinback is a big ole "meh"

let's just be honest with each other. i know it hurts. i know this album was highly anticipated. i know we all loved them in the past. but the new pinback album is not what we waited for. lyrical puns? really? ugh. and that's the LEAST of my complaints. download 'good to sea' and see what i mean.

spice girls greatest hits album cover

not to be all idolator and annoyingly obsess over album art for no reason at all, but it has to be said that the spice girls' greatest hits cover could have stood a little more effort.

grindhouse cereal box art!

Something Awful's latest photoshop contest is cereal boxes of doom and filth, a la grindhouse art. ENTER NOW!

hipster olympics!

HAHA! i like when the judge is making sure the olympians are "adequately hungover"

rilo kiley, 'silver lining video'

ZOMG! JENNAY LEFT BLAKE AT THE ALTAR AND THEN HE WALKS THE PLANK WITH HIS WEDDING OUTFIT STILL ON! HYSTERIA! DYING!


rilo kiley

ferraby lionheart is lovely

ferraby lionheart is my new obsession. folky, weepy, and wonderful enough to melt my cold black heart for a few minutes. listen and love 'put me in your play.'


ferraby lionheart

new woody allen trailer: 'cassandra's dream'

thankfully, scarlett johansson was nowhere near this project (sorry, i dont think she can act.) the even better news is, ewan macgregor and colin farrell look fantastic in it, and the film seems to have some crazy ass climax like 'match point' did. i also like the girl in it, so hopefully woody's found a new muse.


cassandra's dream

judd apatow's 'walk hard' trailer

this leaked a little while ago, but i just got around to watching it today because the 'net buzz on it wasn't that great. i have to say, 'walk hard' actually looks really funny to me. judd apatow's parody of 'walk the line' looks like it might work, especially with john c. reilly in the lead. paul rudd plays john lennon, which will probably be hilarious, and there are other notable comedy heavy hitters in tow -- matt besser, kristin wiig, a cute little monkey, etc. im excited for it now.


walk hard

i am locust! fuck to you!

a brilliant lost borat clip. note his amazing gunshot sounds.

it turns out alex trebek drunk and swearing isnt as funny as i hoped

it was kind of demoralizing. oh well! watch it anyway!

which transformer are you quiz!

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hot toddy of the day: quackers, the S*?#" eating duck!

yes!

new gay!

victor garber is SO my new number 1 gay. hugh who? i think i should get crispy hair and be his deb. he needs one.

yeah, that's right. im on the bat for lashes bandwagon too.

everyone's talking about them, and yes, i know i succumb to hype way too often (i love M.I.A. and Go! Team and i'm not apologizing for it!) but i'm pretty sure bat for lashes actually lives up to the hype. they remind me of the cocteau twins. download 'prescilla' if you want!


bat for lashes

a robotic bartender!

first of all, apologies for the lack of posts. i have been having the longest birthday ever, which still won't be over until saturday. i drink a lot, and when i'm hungover i dont check my netvibes as often as i should. ok, back to the BRAND NEW ROBOTIC BARTENDER!!!


it's called MyFountain, and for $2,275 this bitch automatically dispenses beverages! so your drunk ass doesnt have to measure shit or look up recipes. you can also set portion controls so your friend who "just drinks socially" can have that weak as hell cocktail, while you can have your glass full of jack and just a splash of coke your way. YAY!

michel gondry's 'be kind rewind' trailer FINALLY!

drooooooooooool!!! i wish my friends would dress up and re-inact robocop with me :(


be kind rewind
michel gondry

chemical brothers make the fishies dance!

this video for 'the salmon dance' has stolen my heart. dancing hip hop fish, beautiful sea horses and a kitty at the end. what's not to love?


chemical brothers

stedman's friendspacebook profile of doom!

like many of you, i've become obsessed with friendspacebook, the new social networking site made up exclusively of celebrity parody profiles.

while i thought i'd hit the jackpot with the nancy grace profile, whose interests include "Death. Also, murder, suicide, abductions, etc. Just an all-American gal!" i realize today that i hadn't seen true beauty until this afternoon, when i discovered the stedman profile. go there. go there now. need a tidbit? here's his about me section: "I give Oprah all her ideas. In turn, she lets me catch and eat rats. Once a week, I get a half hour of sunlight."

also:
My cell was the prototype for the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy. Oprah thought it was too hoity-toity.


HAHA!

friendspacebook

bush vs zombies!

get behind this platform. zombies will eat all our brains. trust.

nelly furtado releases 9 billionth single from 'loose'

the video for 'do it' is kinda cute though. she has one of those lawn gnomes, which i support.

the return of hard-fi!

solid single, but not their best. rly excited to hear the rest of the album!

eve covers shop boyz

eve is my valentine, check her adorable giggle at the end. i still hate the gottdamn shop boyz though!

OPTIMUS PRIME CAKE!

found this on digg, a woman in nashville had it made for her husband's bday. i would officially go gay for this woman.

racist toothpaste!

hong kong toothpaste "darkie" used to be racist! but not anymore YAY!

spidercat!

daaayaaamn!!!

superhead's tell-all LEAKED!

media takeout has some AMAZING excerpts from karrine steffans' new book 'the vixen diaries,' which comes out next month.

my favorites:
Ol’ Dirty Bastard - may his big d**k rest in peace
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top

*editor's note* - wtf is a "juicy" dick???

superhead

new judd apatow trailer: 'drillbit taylor'

march 2008! yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!